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Die Ferien verbringen wollte
ein Ehepaar aus München. Da beide berufstätig sind, hatten sie verschiedene
Abflugtermine. so ergab es sich, dass der Mann donnerstags, seine Frau freitags abreisen
sollte. Angekommen wie geplant, nahm der Mann sein Notebook, um seiner Liebsten eine E-Mail zu schreiben. Unglücklicherweise ließ er einen Buchstaben in ihrer Adresse weg und verschickte die E-Mail ohne den Fehler zu bemerken. Gleichzeitig in Hamburg: Eine Witwe kommt von der Beerdigung ihres verstorbenen Ehemannes nach Hause. Ihr Mann war ein Staatsdiener, der durch die Herzattacke "ehrenvoll" heimgerufen wurde. In Erwartung der Anteilnahmen von Freunden und Verwandten prüfte sie ihre E-Mails. Als sie die erste Nachricht las, fiel sie in Ohnmacht. Der Sohn der Frau eilte in das Zimmer und las folgendes auf dem Bildschirm: An: meine geliebte frau "eben bin ich eingetroffen und habe schon eingecheckt. ich sehe dass alles bestens vorbereitet ist für deine ankunft morgen. freue mich schon dich zu sehen. hoffe deine reise wird genauso angenehm wie meine es war! P.S. verdammt heiß hier!" An E-mail to the wrong wife After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife the next day at the conclusion of her business trip to Minneapolis. They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together. Unfortunately, there was some sort of mix-up at the boarding gate, and the man was told he would have to wait for a later flight. He tried to appeal to a supervisor but was told the airline was not responsible for the problem and it would do no good to complain. Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered that Miami Beach was having a heat wave, and its weather was almost as uncomfortably hot as Seattle's was cold. The desk clerk gave him a message that his wife would arrive as planned. He could hardly wait to get to the pool area to cool off, and quickly sent his wife an e-mail, but due to his haste, he made an error in the e-mail address. His message therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preacher's wife whose even older husband had died only the day before! When the grieving widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out an anguished scream, and fell to the floor dead. Her family rushed to her room where they saw this message on the screen: Dearest wife, Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got checked in. Some confusion at the gate. Appeal was denied. Received confirmation of your arrival tomorrow. Your loving husband. PS Things are not as we thought. You're going to be surprised at how hot it is down here. |